okthatsgreat:

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.

Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.

But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.

And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”

Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.

But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.

I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.

So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this

I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.

And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.

“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”

They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.

Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.

Me too guys

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palindromordnilap:

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type “never gonna give you up” in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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damazcuz:

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

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rqqu:

averagefairy:

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

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spacemancharisma:

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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satyrmagos:

teratocybernetics:

pansyfemme:

would you ever pose nude for a drawing?

yes, only for a friend or partner

yes, for a class or group of strangers

no

other

curious how the breakdown is considering its something ive always been open to but i know some people would never do ever

’#word got out that the only reason why i didn’t get a part in Lysistrata was b/c i was “too fat”#i was so angry that i applied for a nude model position at the same art department#thereby forcing the director of the play to see my naked fat ass every day#i got paid $20 an hour to just sit there#watching my uni peers create art based on my “too fat” body#that was then shown at a large gala (that the director had to attend)#where professional galleries and private buyers purchased the displayed art’ so lmk if you want me to delete this, but it’s beautiful 👌

as someone who takes photos of other people naked, i consider it a moral imperative to be prepared to reverse that dynamic

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@walrusfightclub made me do it

Birds I think should be venomous

1. Goose

grilledcheeseandgravityfalls:

wild few days to be a casual watcher fan

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wizardarchetypes:

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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loving-n0t-heyting:

camelpimp:

People who have never played Disco Elysium but have absorbed it secondhand through posts: do you know who the killer is?

Yes, I think I do (comment/tag)

Yes, I know who the killer is

No, I don’t know

There’s a killer?!?!

Other (played DE before or know fuck-all about it)

Amazing solution to getting fans not to spoil the ending to yr murder mystery VN despite achieving massive name recognition is to cater all but exclusively to the kinds of fans who will spend all their poasts about it getting into ideological fights or making the two male leads kiss

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swiftpolls:

without looking it up do you know where the term “stan” originated?

yes

no

and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

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